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Posted by PunkJohnnyCash on Aug 3, 2010 in Gonzo | 4 comments

I wrote myself in today for Democratic party committeeman & County Legislature I wonder If I’m going to win. Just in case I am writing a late but much needed party platform. I’m perfecting my platform.  My proposal for Northeast Kansas City, Evict the wealthy at once! Most specifically the ones in politics that hold the power. We should start withJ.J. Rizzo and Wil Royster. Use their homes for prostitutes. This way prostitution in Northeast Kansas City will be inviting for all the wealthy Johnson county men who like to come up and visit in the evenings. We can run little 24 hour fart and fucks for all the rich suburbanites looking to blow a load.

Tax the Johns! These bastards are coming into the northeast for a service they should also be paying the city!

The Scarritt Neighborhood Association will love this. They won’t have to worry about “prostitution in the streets” that they always complain about and they can even put a little parks and recreation tax in there to help keep the renters and migrants out of their parks. They  can get a little bit of money to pay police to raid homes that may be doing stuff they don’t approve of, that way we can fill the jails with people we don’t like.

The second and possibly one of the most important things I will be running on is “Fuck the Cops!” those douchebags drag race down my street doing doughnuts and every other reckless moronic hick stunt. I’d rather take my chances with the dumb kids who think they joined a gang in the Midwest.

My next thing will be drugs. Legalize them all! Hell, give crack to the school children. And by the sage wisdom of Bill O’Reilly that the minute we let drugs legal the preschools will run red with the blood of toddlers.

We can sell all our favorite drugs in the liquor stores and 7-11 stores along the avenue. This will end raiding peoples houses so the neighborhood association won’t have to get all pissy about empty buildings in the neighborhood as much.

The last and most important thing in my party platform is squatters rights. This will also address the pissy home owners and the “empty building” fear they all have. I drive up and down the Avenue all the time and I see homeless people everywhere. I also see a shit load of abandoned buildings that belong to no one. Some bank has a piece of paper they say gives the right to keep people out. I declare end that bullshit. String the bankers up by their balls and let the property go to whoever can take care of it. Allow squatters to take ownership of abandoned property. Overnight we end the homeless and the prostitutes on the streets.

A vote for Punk Johnny Cash is a vote for another asshole who realizes assholes in politics don’t give a shit about you.

Parking by permit may help curb abuses

New Haven Register (New Haven, CT) May 26, 2011 | Abbe Smith With Memorial Day weekend just around the corner, Morris Cove residents have a new tool to keep hordes of visitors to Lighthouse Point Park from causing mayhem on the surrounding streets: residential permit parking.

The city has installed signs along Lighthouse Road and two side streets near the park entrance that declare parking by permit only. The signs were put up just in time for the start of the busy summer season at the city’s most popular park.

The signs are meant to address the perennial problem of non- resident park revelers trying to avoid the Lighthouse entrance fee by parking on the street and walking in for free.

“It was kind of out of control,” said East Shore Alderwoman Arlene DePino, R-18. “Driveways were blocked, people were parking on sidewalks.” DePino said complaints led her to spearhead an effort last summer to get aldermanic approval for the city to make parts of Lighthouse Road permit parking only.

“I think it’s a good idea,” said Lighthouse Road resident Anthony Rispoli. “When the holidays are here … it’s so crowded you can’t even get to your driveway.” A few years ago, Lighthouse had an estimated 12,000 to 15,000 visitors for Memorial Day weekend, according to Robert Levine, director of the city Department of Parks, Recreation and Trees. go to website best parking nyc

There is a $10 fee for nonresidents to enter Lighthouse Point Park. There is no charge to enter the park for pedestrians and people on bicycles. New Haven residents with vehicles registered in the city also enter for free. However, starting July 1, city residents will have to pay $20 for a season pass to Lighthouse, or $30 for a pass that allows a boat or personal watercraft to be brought to the park. Nonresident fees will increase to $20 for a day pass, $100 for a season pass and $130 for a vessel pass for the summer. bestparkingnycnow.net best parking nyc

Residents on Lighthouse Road, meanwhile, must go to City Hall and pay $10 for a parking permit to park on the street in front of their house. Anyone who parks on the street without a permit can be slapped with a $30 ticket.

Alex DeMaio said it’s a “pain in the neck” to go down to City Hall to buy a permit, but it’s a small price to pay for guaranteed street parking. He’s not convinced the signs will deter illegal parking. “People will park anyway,” he said.

For DeMaio, the parking problems also are due to restaurant patrons. “When there’s an event at Anthony’s, forget about it,” he said, referring to Anthony’s Ocean View on Lighthouse Road. Big events at Amarante’s Sea Cliff restaurant on Cove Street also tend to take up on-street parking.

However, Marcello Delmonaco, general manager at Anthony’s, said renovations to the restaurant several years ago included a bigger parking lot.

“We wanted to make the neighbors happy. We didn’t want the cars in the street, either. Now it’s not an issue anymore,” he said.

Grace Amarante, president of Amarante’s, said two people left an event this week because they did not have parking passes for the new zone and were unable to find parking. She said the facility has parking spaces to accommodate one room that seats 280 people and another one that can fit 250 patrons.

“From my perspective, we do have adequate parking, but people are not coming in one car with four people — they’re coming in four cars, with one person a car,” Amarante said. “It’s difficult. I feel like I’m being discriminated against.” Call Abbe Smith at 203-789-5615. asmith@nhregister.com Abbe Smith

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  • http://twitter.com/scalpingelmo William Hinds

    “A vote for Punk Johnny Cash is a vote for another asshole who realizes assholes in politics don’t give a shit about you.”

    I like this, but they might pull a JFK on you for stepping on the toes of the banksters. Executive Order 11110 was his death warrant.

  • http://twitter.com/scalpingelmo William Hinds

    “A vote for Punk Johnny Cash is a vote for another asshole who realizes assholes in politics don’t give a shit about you.”

    I like this, but they might pull a JFK on you for stepping on the toes of the banksters. Executive Order 11110 was his death warrant.

  • Mike Burrows

    I couldn’t agree with you more. Where is it written that some fat, pipe-smoking banker fuck gets to own everything before we were even born? Fuck that. Anarchy or re-distribution of wealth? You decide. We need a revolution.

    • http://www.gonzotimes.com/ PunkJohnnyCash

      I write for revolution every day my friend. I’m glad you liked it.