Wavy Gravy offered us the perfect candidate, Nobody. . “Nobody makes apple pie better than Mom. And Nobody will love you when you’re down and out.” Many are pushing to not vote in 2012. On the other hand those who feel that one of their candidates will win and make it all better tend to dismiss the no vote as just laziness. Last time I went to the voting booth I voted for myself. This time I’m going and I’m voting for Vermin Supreme. I believe I may be a registered democrat after the last time I went. It’s okay I’ve been officially a registered democrat, libertarian and republican at some point and time from all my shenanigans in voting booths. This year I will be writing in Vermin Supreme. For president in the Democratic primaries. This gives me another chance to not vote for Obama.
Who is Vermin Supreme?
I am simply assuming all who read his site have heard of him by now, but just in case you haven’t here, let me introduce to our new leader, the friendly fascist:
Vote Ron Paul?
Today is the Missouri Primaries, so everyone wants to vote. Nobody and Ron Paul keep coming up. People keep asking me to vote for Ron Paul. Maybe in a previous life, but no. Really the only thing that the guy is good for is his stance against militarism. I don’t believe Ron Paul is an outright racist, I just realize that he has no problem with racism. I can’t deal with that one. I will admit he may be the best thing out there based only on his opposition to all the warfare and militarism alone, but that isn’t saying much. Nope, Ron Paul is not the savior of the U.S. he’s just a politician.
My alliance is with the Vote for nobody campaign. It’s nothing new. We will keep the tradition alive. A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote for nobody and at the same time I will not hear from the pro-voters how much I need to vote. I can at least tell them I voted and tell them who I voted for with pride.
I’ll start off with Vermin Supreme for president. Perhaps I will vote for myself a few more times. Remember, a vote for Punk Johnny Cash is a vote for a brighter tomorrow! I will vote for nobody because a vote for Obomeny is just a waste of time.
Consider this my official endorsement. I Punk Johnny Cash officially endorse Vermin Supreme in 2012!