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Howdy all!

At least now we know who’s calling the shots for the next 4 years, but have you notice any fucking difference so far? Yeah I know me neither, the shit remains the same, because people don’t like to venture much out of their comfort zone and it has to be one of the ruling parties forever and always. Will they ever learn I wonder? So I am sure we will have drones stories galore from your truly Gaza strip Apartheid sympathizer, but all in the name of peace right? So lets wait and see whats to come shall we? In the meantime I better get my dancing shoes on and finish my  A.L.F. summary  I started last week.


Structure and goals (underground & otherwise)

There are various formats of operation within the A.L.F., some underground other a bit more at naked eye, but all with no sense of hierarchy or ownership. All is expected is to volunteers to stick to stated aims when using the A.L.F. banner, which are as follows:

  • To inflict economic damage on those who profit from the misery and exploitation of animals.
  • To liberate animals from places of abuse, i.e. laboratories, factory farms, fur farms, etc, and place them in good homes where they may live out their natural lives, free from suffering.
  • To reveal the horror and atrocities committed against animals behind locked doors, by performing non violent direct actions and liberation.
  • To take all necessary precautions against harming any animal, human and non-human.
  • Any group of people who are vegetarians or vegans who carry out actions according to ALF guidelines, have the right to regard themselves as part of the ALF.

There are also some groups within the ALF group like ‘The animal liberation supporters group’, ‘The vegan prisoners support group’, ‘Animal liberation press office’.

There are also a magazine in the Uk ‘Arkangel’ and 2 websites; ‘bite back’ & ‘no compromise’ where members claim their actions.

I am really sorry but have to cut short this week as I still not well from the flu and I am trying hard here but full of temperature. so I let the links do the job for me…Have a good weekend and a great week…

Joe the Plunger

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Joe the Plunger is my apolitical alter ego. A purveyor of verbal mayhem, left wing anarchist who goes around the planet with a transexual passport, (born in Brazil, raised in Portugal, lived most of my adult life in the UK and presently living in Florida). One year shy of half a century of existence who never accomplished anything worthy. A recovering alcoholic who once upon long ago had aspirations of becaming a stand up comediant who became a sad punchline to the liquor store. With that now behind me, trying to give some meaning to my life, in whatever way I can, started a blog so fucking underground that no one knows about it. Have a head full of ideas, most of them funny one, trying to express them the best way I can. hoping to start a column here on Gonzo Times called 'WIKIPISS you piss, Plunger leaks', in which the aim is in the humor, without swaying from my true convinctions (political and otherwise), in other words I am biased as fuck. You don't like it, write to your congress man or kiss my turd tunnel, either way I don't give a rats ass what you think. More to follow but all in due time. Joe the Plunger
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