Celebrities Call to Ban Guns From Government! (#nsfw)

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Look folks, it’s 2:55 pm 4:21 pm and I’ve been drunk for about two hours now. Consider this your Giftmas Miracle! (And by “miracle,” I mean, “I FUCKIN’ WISH!”) Not exactly safe for work, unless you work at Antiwar.com.

Merry whatever the hell you celebrate, even if it’s video games, booze, some form of take-out, and “SHIT I HOPE I CAN FIND THE BATTERIES, CAUSE I SWEAR ON ALL THE GODS I DON’T BELIEVE IN, I AM SO NOT GOING TO WALGREEN’S/CVS/7-11/THE ONLY OPEN BODEGA IN SOUTH PHILLY TO BUY DOUBLE AA BATTERIES” Day. Happy holidays!

drunkenatheistCelebrities Call to Ban Guns From Government! (#nsfw)

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