Celebrities Call to Ban Guns From Government! (#nsfw)

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Look folks, it’s 2:55 pm 4:21 pm and I’ve been drunk for about two hours now. Consider this your Giftmas Miracle! (And by “miracle,” I mean, “I FUCKIN’ WISH!”) Not exactly safe for work, unless you work at Antiwar.com.

Merry whatever the hell you celebrate, even if it’s video games, booze, some form of take-out, and “SHIT I HOPE I CAN FIND THE BATTERIES, CAUSE I SWEAR ON ALL THE GODS I DON’T BELIEVE IN, I AM SO NOT GOING TO WALGREEN’S/CVS/7-11/THE ONLY OPEN BODEGA IN SOUTH PHILLY TO BUY DOUBLE AA BATTERIES” Day. Happy holidays!

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I'm Vicki and I blog under the pseudonym "drunkenatheist." I'm an anarcha-feminist/left-snarkatarian and have been blogging for Gonzo Times since March 2011. I don't care for states'/local municipalities' rights arguments because I couldn't care less whose boot is on my throat. I just want to breathe, you know? I majored in Women's Studies and Men's Studies (aka- US History) at Temple University, with a minor in American Studies. Currently, I live with my boyfriend, our roommate, and two little black cats in the Point Breeze section of South Philadelphia. When I'm not sending out resumes like a madwoman or blogging here at GT, I spend my time pounding back local IPAs, ironically crafting, and wondering what the hell happened to the days when parents were afraid of their kids' music. I tweet, I blog, I facebook, I photograph, I craft, and I pin.
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