12 step program for political junkies
Sep 2, 2009 Fear And Loathing, Gonzo, Politics, PunkJohnnyCash Blog, Satire
We must admit to God and ourselves that we are powerless over Politics and Statist Tyrants. We must admit that despite our vision for a free society there are megalomaniacs who would rape your grandma for a buck and tell you they did it for compassion.
So I will attempt to have little to do with politics today. It makes my blood boil. and I think it raises my blood pressure. I get frustrated and I really don’t enjoy it. I love every minute of it but not the kind of love that causes me to go eat tacos because I love them, it’s more that kind of love that brings you back for one more beating.
I will try and fail drastically to stay away from the statist mutterings of the Republicrats, but I will once again fail. I need a 12 step program. Just as any politican needs a 12 step program for their gluttony, dishonesty, and megalomania, I need one also. Watching these guys laugh when we question why they are so greedy and corrupt profiting off the citizens just pisses me off even more (click here).
So I am now forming Political Junkies Anonymous (PJA). Contact me if you are interested in starting a local chapter in your area.
The idea should be for all political junkies, libertarian, statist, left, right and everything in between. Now the only question is how to have it turn into something more than a battle royal. The Recovering Republicans & Recovering Democrats will hijack the place and force the rest of us to pay dues. We will never agree on what exactly the 12 steps mean or stand for, or how to implement them. We will create a micro-Congress right there in our PJA meeting.
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