Articles by: Shawn Blevins

The Last Gate Out Of Autumn

November 16, 2012 12:50 am0 comments
The Last Gate Out Of Autumn

It’s winter. All your cares are dead, like the leaves that have fallen upon your dampened head. When the gates are open do you go out riding? When the gates are closed do you continue hiding? Who’s to say the day is dark at six? When the lights are out [...]

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WAGE SLAVERY

October 18, 2012 2:17 pm0 comments
WAGE SLAVERY

We all have somebody that we have to answer to at work that we call “The Boss”, and not because that person in any way reminds us of Bruce Springsteen. Boss- 1. somebody in charge: somebody who is in charge of others, especially in a work environment 2. somebody dominant: [...]

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Dirty Dreams

August 31, 2012 10:22 pm0 comments

Dirty Dreams I awake, in a story where I am not the narrator. Just an actor in a commercial, I am compelled to be compelled. Each filthy action is a toy in the hands of ghosts. The roads all intersect in this hive of shadows, a divine spark removed with [...]

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Selling to Minors

August 30, 2012 6:39 pm0 comments

Selling to Minors It’s quite easy nowadays, selling to minors. Here comes the parade. Thrift store crash of psychopathic characters. Infinite crazy explosions, rolling out on neurotic love waves. It’s the last hurrah, filled with jeers, and cheers, then tears. Cannons fire filling the air with Pop Rocks and cotton [...]

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Hipsterectomy

June 22, 2011 1:30 am0 comments
Shawn Blevins

There is a growing trend in America and around the world. The trend is transparently camouflaged, passed of f as the new cool and a hoed road for all to follow entrenched with land mines and punji sticks. It is not new. It has always been there. It is crass [...]

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If Hitler Would Have Loved Me

March 8, 2011 3:00 am0 comments
If Hitler Would Have Loved Me

Immigrant son, I am of German decent. Blonde hair Blue eyes Hitler, she loved me, “Germans are very punctual.” I was always late, and I liked that nigger rock and roll. “You can’t do that you’ll get fired.” And I did, so I could go to those nigger rock and [...]

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Fear of Dreaming

February 27, 2011 8:39 am0 comments
Fear of Dreaming

How much for a cup of coffee? Too much if you really have to ask. Hello America. I am your Charlie Chaplin parasite. You have designated me your cheap dime store hood, the worst villain of any trashy teen age novel, like Dennis Hopper in rebel without a cause. I [...]

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Ten Predictions For 2011

December 30, 2010 10:37 pm1 comment
Ten Predictions For 2011

By Shawn Blevins Wealthy bankers get wealthier as home foreclosures go up due more people mortgaging their homes for gas money. Gen X becomes the dominant generation as Obamacare death panels kill more than half of baby boomers. Lindsay Lohan gets clean and the Obamacare deficit comes out of the [...]

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Henry Rollins on D.I.Y. Politics

December 29, 2010 1:00 am2 comments
Henry Rollins on D.I.Y. Politics

A few words on getting politically active from Henry Rollins By Shawn Blevins You are mad as hell and you are not going to take it anymore. The clowns in congress have done something so heinous that you have decided to put down the remote, get out of your recliner [...]

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Anti-fashion is Passion:

December 15, 2010 7:38 am5 comments
Anti-fashion is Passion:

SEXY COOL ACCEPTANCE FUN PARTY FEEL GOOD ….BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY! Now take those words and transfer them into images.  That is what we deal with as consumers.  Ads are made to make us feel in order to buy products, espescially the clothing we wear.  [...]

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I’ve Got A Right To Work!

December 7, 2010 4:02 pm4 comments
I’ve Got A Right To Work!

Have you ever worked for a boss who was a hellish slave driver but didn’t do shit? Have you ever had to deal with a workplace bully, or bullies, who tried to intimidate you? What about that withered cackle of hags who gossip and spread lies about you to the boss thus preventing you from moving from fry cook to counter? All of these are issues we deal with in the work place and depending on the circumstances of these situations, most of the time you will not be protected against them by workplace policy or law. Here is why.

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ACRASSTYPETHING

December 2, 2010 3:33 pm0 comments
ACRASSTYPETHING

I saw a lady trampled by police…

Trying to save her baby…

In a riot started by Nazis.

You think I must be crazy.

I saw my best friends sell the

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