‘Satire’ Archives
NFL or NBA?
Provided by Trey Sellers (with a special thanks to Steven Theising) During the past year… 36 have been accused of spousal abuse, 7 have been arrested for fraud, 19 have been accused of writing bad checks, 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses, 3 have done time for assault, 71 cannot get a credit card due [...]
Political Stockholm Syndrome in the U.S.
I sat on the couch last night reading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign trail 72 and the words of the great Doctor Thompson once again touched me. Not in that Dirty old drunken Uncle Sam way where you feel his warm breath on your back as you fearfully prepared to be violated, but in that spiritual eyes opened awakening kind of way. Who would ever [...]
12 step program for political junkies
We must admit to God and ourselves that we are powerless over Politics and Statist Tyrants. We must admit that despite our vision for a free society there are megalomaniacs who would rape your grandma for a buck and tell you they did it for compassion. So I will attempt to have little to do with politics today. It makes my blood boil. and I [...]
An Open Letter to the Federal Government
Dear Government, We would like our money and resources back so that we the people can do what you said you were going to do with it. We would like to feed and house the less fortunate. We would like to cure diseases. We would like to repair the roads. We would like to fix the economy. We would like to create new forms of energy. All [...]
Breaking News! Phillip Morris Bailout!
Smoking is perceived as this great immorality now days. Of course it is, we have to push massive taxation on someone, why not create a villain and make the villain pay for the taxes. Do you remember Tea? We had a revolution over this bull. Now we have a smoker in the white house and he is forced to hide it. He knows it's politically incorrect to [...]
Cap and Trade PC VS. MAC
We need new fuels. We need green fuels. We also needed many things through history. And history has shown us what impatience gets us with legislation we pass with TARP and bailout etc.. What do computers and green energy have in common? Both are industries of the future. We know this. Now if we look at computers we see how [...]
5 Ways to Prepare For: The Dawning of a new Age!
Oh happy day. The future has come and I feel a bright and shinny tomorrow. The Federal Government is here to serve us. What a relief. For a minute there I was scared they would make me have to be responsible for myself, provide for myself and fend for myself. Thanks to the new found Hope our Federal Government is thriving, not only [...]
Fear and Loathing in the Mojave Part 1
I was on a hiatus from the Marine Corps. Most civilians would call it AWOL (absent without leave), in the Marines it is a U.A. (unauthorized absence). I was frustrated and irritated with the powers that be and the imposition on my person so I decided that instead of showing up for formation the next morning I would go off to LA, Hollywood. I [...]
Electrically Operated Sexual Devices
I walked Past the casinos full of metal boxes with slots that suck up security, hopes and dreams. I continued through the streets lined with men passing out little dirty cards selling flesh by the hour. Down past the old strip there is a twenty four hour fart and fuck where you can buy a single condom to take back as you shove money through the [...]
Monkey in a Penguin Cage
I love this nation of fear. Caution is everywhere. Smoking kills. Butter gives one a heart attack. Sex, Aids, killer tomatoes and peanut butter all saturate the evening news. Mad Cow disease, Anthrax, and killer bees are nothing compared to the great deadly threat of post 911 terrorism. No place is this seen as well as our nations airports. It is [...]