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Weeks events 11/16/2012

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Greetings Comrades! I hope all of you are well over the fucking election, and back down to earth for some reality check and are concentrating now on really serious issues, like Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez split or the CIA shithead who couldn’t keep his dick in his pants. This week we also had the commemoration of the east Timor massacre (12/11/1991). …

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WIKIPISS! YOU PISS, PLUNGER LEAKS by Joe the plunger

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Howdy all! At least now we know who’s calling the shots for the next 4 years, but have you notice any fucking difference so far? Yeah I know me neither, the shit remains the same, because people don’t like to venture much out of their comfort zone and it has to be one of the ruling parties forever and always. Will they ever learn I …

Luis PessoaWIKIPISS! YOU PISS, PLUNGER LEAKS by Joe the plunger
And the best place for your ballot is...

Political pearls of wisdom!

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NOVUS CANNABIS POPULUS CONGRETGATIO & THE TANTRIC MUFF INN TEMPLE OF JOY Political pearls of wisdom according to His Holiness the shitty guru Horny Krishna Namast…urbation suckers!!! With the elections approaching I decided to shed some light and inspirational positive thoughts to carry you through, because no matter who you vote for you are well and truly fucked so get …

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Animal Liberation Front (part 1)

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Howdy all you faithful! Like I said last week, I am now changing direction on my column, but this entry isn’t exactly in the new direction format, as I am waiting till the elections are over and done with. So next week when we finally find out which one of the 2 baffons is going to suck Israel’s cock in order …

Luis PessoaAnimal Liberation Front (part 1)
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Chilling out & the art of doing jack shit for long periods of time!

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Namst…urbation sad fuckers!!!! Horny Krishna here, and this week we are going to be talking about the wonderful art of doing fuck all. Like all the old sages before me used to say; ‘Why do something, when you can just sit there and do nothing’. Nothing like after a hard day doing nothing if you happen to be unemployed, to …

Luis PessoaChilling out & the art of doing jack shit for long periods of time!
God went to take a shit, we'll be right back...

Religion!

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Greetings comrades! I would like to say first of all this will be the last of this line of Joe the Plunger manifesto crap. When I first start doing this I wanted to be funny and informative at the same time, and ended up not been neither because I have the memory spam of a  fish  with Tourette’s, and tend to …

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SHITTY YOGA! Preparation & the basics

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Om shitty motherfuckers! First I would like to start this entry with an announcement. Under the circumstances, my followers are a bunch of useless shitheads when comes to collect funds in order to build a temple and do some self charitable work (and take my drug dealer of my back). So I am forced to use my sage qualities in order to raise money. As …

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File sharing & illegal downloading

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“Why, why, why, why, why is it, that most of the people who are against abortion, are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place huh?” George Carlin ‘Back in town’ “Why, why, why, why, why is it, that most artists who are against file sharing, are artists you wouldn’t wanna their shit for free in the first place huh?” …

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THE NEW BABBLE

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THE NEW BABBLE NOVUS CANNABIS POPULUS CONGREGATIO & THE TANTRIC MUFF INN TEMPLE OF JOY teachings & principles according His Holiness the shitty guru Horny Krishna Namast…urbation & greetings children of the age of Aquarius! First of all I would like to express my absolute discontent at the poor amount of funds I have been receiving. Fuck me guys even busking I can …

Luis PessoaTHE NEW BABBLE
If you have a green mustache you are a green teabagger...

The war on drugs

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THE JOE THE PLUNGER MANIFESTO The war on drugs What I’m about to say in the next few paragraphs, is nothing new to no one,, but fuck it, its my take on how I see the hypocrisy of the so-called ‘war on drugs’. There’s no such thing as a war on drugs, but a war on illegal drugs, in order to push the legal …

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Om Shitty Om! Gurus, spirituality & new age religious movement bullshit…

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Namast… urbation! Children of the garden of Eden! Before I start to really bullshit you all into becoming my undying followers, its only fair for a sage like myself to tell you the whole truth. If after that, you still stupid enough to fall  for it, well it sucks to be you, take it on the chin and wise up as you …

Luis PessoaOm Shitty Om! Gurus, spirituality & new age religious movement bullshit…
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WIKIPISS! YOU PISS, PLUNGER LEAKS by Joe the Plunger

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Greeting comrades of the plunger revolution! I would like to start my entry by giving congratulations to all my brothers and sisters in the Iberian Peninsula who took to the streets of Lisbon and Madrid last Saturday 09/29, to show the ruling classes their days are numbered.                 I did my best to …

Luis PessoaWIKIPISS! YOU PISS, PLUNGER LEAKS by Joe the Plunger
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The New York Days of Swine and Roses: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Trinity Church Wall Street may be a nice place, but try waking up there. Not in the church, seems they have outside corporate interests that would prevent them from publicly helping anti corporate protesters. But the sidewalk outside, by the graveyard. Seems the proper place for a group that marches through Manhattan trying to make a better world. Thanks for …

PeaceLoveSprayPaintThe New York Days of Swine and Roses: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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New Hampshire Set To Privatize All Roads

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CONCORD, NH  – The state of New Hampshire has laid out new plans to privatize the state’s the entire road system amidst last year’s massive cuts to the state budget. Last month, the State House passed the Roads Privatization Act by an overwhelming majority. Proponents of the bill have advocated road privatization as a means of cutting taxes, which, they …

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Selling to Minors

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Selling to Minors It’s quite easy nowadays, selling to minors. Here comes the parade. Thrift store crash of psychopathic characters. Infinite crazy explosions, rolling out on neurotic love waves. It’s the last hurrah, filled with jeers, and cheers, then tears. Cannons fire filling the air with Pop Rocks and cotton candy confetti. The kids are satiated. Some of the kids …

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Ten Predictions For 2011

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By Shawn Blevins Wealthy bankers get wealthier as home foreclosures go up due more people mortgaging their homes for gas money. Gen X becomes the dominant generation as Obamacare death panels kill more than half of baby boomers. Lindsay Lohan gets clean and the Obamacare deficit comes out of the red. Mel Gibson becomes the front running presidential candidate for …

Shawn BlevinsTen Predictions For 2011
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Chubby's Ice Cream

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Here is a comic sent to me by the MuslimAgorist Davi Barker. How to get rid of mold in your home.(The Orange County Register) Knight Ridder/Tribune News Service July 18, 2002 | Harder, Nick There’s a basic procedure for eradicating mold and preventing its buildup again. First, stop the reason for mold’s existence. Moisture has caused its growth, and the …

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I’ve Got A Right To Work!

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Have you ever worked for a boss who was a hellish slave driver but didn’t do shit? Have you ever had to deal with a workplace bully, or bullies, who tried to intimidate you? What about that withered cackle of hags who gossip and spread lies about you to the boss thus preventing you from moving from fry cook to counter? All of these are issues we deal with in the work place and depending on the circumstances of these situations, most of the time you will not be protected against them by workplace policy or law. Here is why.

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World War III can be fought by the bankers and politicians who wish to wage it

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It is the near future and we are entering world war III. After raping the middle east and slaughtering countless human beings for cheap oil to support the pocket books of oil tycoons, bankers, Wall Street and the politicians, they found that there just wasn’t enough to support their 50 mph lifestyle and suburban sprawl. Instead of going to a …

Punk Johnny CashWorld War III can be fought by the bankers and politicians who wish to wage it

Halloween State Regulations & Restrictions on Trick or Treat 2010

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This year State and local law enforcement in cooperation with the Federal Government want to make certain everyone has a happy Halloween.  So to ensure your holiday goes well as planned the benevolent state will be introducing a few new regulations. Don’t think of them as restrictions, mandates or demands. Think of them as the liberty to be happy, free …

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So The Vice President Sent Me An E-Mail

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Hey everyone! I hit the big time, I got an e-mail from the vice president asking for my money! Check it out: Johnny – I’ll tell you one thing that worries me about this election: There’s a small group of billionaires and corporate special interests that are trying to buy their way back into power. They’re spending their fortunes to …

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Political Stockholm Syndrome in the U.S.

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I sat on the couch last night reading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign trail 72 and the words of the great Doctor Thompson once again touched me. Not in that Dirty old drunken Uncle Sam way where you feel his warm breath on your back as you fearfully prepared to be violated, but in that spiritual eyes opened awakening …

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12 step program for political junkies

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We must admit to God and ourselves that we are powerless over Politics and Statist Tyrants.  We must admit that despite our vision for a free society there are megalomaniacs who would rape your grandma for a buck and tell you they did it for compassion. So I will attempt to have little to do with politics today.  It makes …

Punk Johnny Cash12 step program for political junkies

Breaking News! Phillip Morris Bailout!

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Smoking is perceived as this great immorality now days. Of course it is, we have to push massive taxation on someone, why not create a villain and make the villain pay for the taxes. Do you remember Tea? We had a revolution over this bull. Now we have a smoker in the white house and he is forced to hide …

Punk Johnny CashBreaking News! Phillip Morris Bailout!

Fear and Loathing in the Mojave Part 1

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I was on a hiatus from the Marine Corps.  Most civilians would call it AWOL (absent without leave), in the Marines it is a U.A. (unauthorized absence).  I was frustrated and irritated with the powers that be and the imposition on my person so I decided that instead of showing up for formation the next morning I would go off …

Punk Johnny CashFear and Loathing in the Mojave Part 1