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	<copyright>Copyright &#xA9; Gonzo Times 2011 </copyright>
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		<title>Ten Predictions For 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 03:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Shawn Blevins Wealthy bankers get wealthier as home foreclosures go up due more people mortgaging their homes for gas money. Gen X becomes the dominant generation as Obamacare death panels kill more than half of baby boomers. Lindsay Lohan gets clean and the Obamacare deficit comes out of the red. Mel Gibson becomes the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chubby&#8217;s Ice Cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a comic sent to me by the MuslimAgorist Davi Barker.]]></description>
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		<title>I’ve Got A Right To Work!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn Blevins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever worked for a boss who was a hellish slave driver but didn’t do shit?  Have you ever had to deal with a workplace bully, or bullies, who tried to intimidate you?  What about that withered cackle of hags who gossip and spread lies about you to the boss thus preventing you from moving from fry cook to counter?  All of these are issues we deal with in the work place and depending on the circumstances of these situations, most of the time you will not be protected against them by workplace policy or law.  Here is why.

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		<title>World War III can be fought by the bankers and politicians who wish to wage it</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2010/11/world-war-iii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2010/11/world-war-iii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the near future and we are entering world war III. After raping the middle east and slaughtering countless human beings for cheap oil to support the pocket books of oil tycoons, bankers, Wall Street and the politicians, they found that there just wasn&#8217;t enough to support their 50 mph lifestyle and suburban sprawl. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween State Regulations &amp; Restrictions on Trick or Treat 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year State and local law enforcement in cooperation with the Federal Government want to make certain everyone has a happy Halloween.  So to ensure your holiday goes well as planned the benevolent state will be introducing a few new regulations. Don&#8217;t think of them as restrictions, mandates or demands. Think of them as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So The Vice President Sent Me An E-Mail</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2010/09/so-the-vice-president-sent-me-an-e-mail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2010/09/so-the-vice-president-sent-me-an-e-mail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 10:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone! I hit the big time, I got an e-mail from the vice president asking for my money! Check it out: Johnny &#8211; I&#8217;ll tell you one thing that worries me about this election: There&#8217;s a small group of billionaires and corporate special interests that are trying to buy their way back into power. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NFL or NBA?</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/10/nfl-or-nba/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TreyFu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Provided by Trey Sellers (with a special thanks to Steven Theising) During the past year… 36 have been accused of spousal abuse, 7 have been arrested for fraud, 19 have been accused of writing bad checks, 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses, 3 have done time for assault, 71 cannot get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Political Stockholm Syndrome in the U.S.</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/10/stockholm-syndrome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/10/stockholm-syndrome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fear And Loathing]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.gonzotimes.com/?p=611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I sat on the couch last night reading Fear and Loathing on the Campaign trail 72 and the words of the great Doctor Thompson once again touched me. Not in that Dirty old drunken Uncle Sam way where you feel his warm breath on your back as you fearfully prepared to be violated, but in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 step program for political junkies</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/09/12-step-program-for-political-junkies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/09/12-step-program-for-political-junkies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We must admit to God and ourselves that we are powerless over Politics and Statist Tyrants.  We must admit that despite our vision for a free society there are megalomaniacs who would rape your grandma for a buck and tell you they did it for compassion. So I will attempt to have little to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Federal Government</title>
		<link>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/07/dear-gov-we-want-our-money-back-you-failed-teaparty-tlot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.gonzotimes.com/2009/07/dear-gov-we-want-our-money-back-you-failed-teaparty-tlot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PunkJohnnyCash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Corporatism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Government, We would like our money and resources back so that we the people can do what you said you were going to do with it.  We would like to feed and house the less fortunate.  We would like to cure diseases.  We would like to repair the roads.  We would like to fix [...]]]></description>
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